Is Alan Keyes' daughter a selfish hedonist?

Awhile back, French agent provocateur Alan Keyes, accused Mary Cheney of "selfish hedonism" because of her supposed homosexual orientation. Now, the Frenchman, Arch Pundit, says that Alan Keyes' own daughter sings the songs of Sapphos. Don't they realize that's impossible? As I've said many times before, ladies can't have sex with each other. They don't have little soldiers.